Step 1. Set a time for meal (ask your wife to make it ready at 1 or 2 pm in the afternoon and 9 pm in the evening.
Step 2. Follow your own rules and you should be on the table exactly on or before the specified time. Don't say any harsh words to your wife and wait for the lunch to come. Ask your children to come to the dining table.
Step 3. Water should be brought first. The one responsible should bring the water soon after your arrival at the table (not before).
Step 4. Solid foods should come now and enjoy your dinner ( but for no more than half an hour )
Step 5. The remaining edibles should now be collected and preserved.
Step 6. The containers should be taken to their respective places for washing etc.
Step 7. Now you're ready for other works. You can leave the table now. Thank God you had a wonderful meal. :)